Big R Radio Erin's Chill That's a thing you could do. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's a thing you could do. Holy shit. All right. You can have it. This is for me. I think this is a really good kind. Like maybe the best. I think this is what Tiger uses. And it hasn't expired yet. You know, still got a good months on this guy. Not that I have that kind of stamina. "Spermicide" is an ominoussounding word. Sounds like something Nazis committed. Are you gonna put it on? You mean right now? Big R Radio Erin's Chill No, yeah, yeah. Do you wanna get under the covers? Yeah, I do. That's a good idea. Okay. Okay. All right. Sorry. Sorry. Guess I'm a little nervous. Well... Do you want me to, you know? No, I'm okay. I'm good. I actually think I almost got it. Oh, good. Thank you for the offer. Big R Radio Erin's Chill It's okay. Right there. Right there. Yeah. Yeah. Sweet. Oh, okay. Yeah. Hey. No. I want this. Me too. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, no, no, no. Okay. Don't wig out. Don't wig out. Don't wig out. Okay. Don't wig out. At least the condom didn't break. I think that it can be better. You know, like, more fun. Eventually. There's really no other direction it could go. Yeah. But it wasn't your fault. I didn't think it was. It wasn't. And it wasn't my fault either. Why? Do you think it's my fault? Hey, no. It's nobody's fault, okay? Look, I just... I heard that sometimes people don't quite fit together. And you think that that's us? I don't know. But I don't think that's how it was supposed to go. You know, even if you've never... It didn't feel right. Well, I mean, right? Did it? It felt weird. Didn't feel good. I mean, maybe you weren't turned on enough or something. I don't know how that shit works or what's, like, normal or... I mean, with guys, the equipment's pretty selfexplanatory, you know? But with girls, I just... I had no idea it got so complicated. It's like you practically need a fricking schematic and a flashlight just to... Okay. All right. Oh, my God. I cannot believe that we just... I mean, I've only known you for, what, like one weekend? Not even... Like hours. I don't even have your test results. Test results? I don't have test results. I'm a virgin. Or I was a minute ago. There are plenty of venereal diseases that you can get without intercourse. Okay. Okay, you know what? This just... This happened really fast and we got carried away and we made a mistake. Big R Radio Erin's Chill And, you know, it's... Look, it's not that big of a deal. Not the end of the world. Had to happen sooner or later, right? So we just... We got it over with. I guess I'll just do about anything to put off my calculus homework. Yeah, well, I should probably go. Or I'm gonna have to jump off that roof when your parents come home. I guess I'll call you later. Yeah. Wait. You know, why don't I? Like, I'II... I'll call you. Because I've got a crazy few weeks coming up with finals. And also, internet Radio keeps calling me and leaving messages apologizing so I don't even know what's gonna... He said he wrote this song that he wants me to hear. Yeah, it's about your knees. Enjoy that. I know you wanna spend as much time with your sister as possible before you leave for New York so this probably isn't a great time for you either. To be getting into a... Relationship. Anything. God. Just for the record, I tried to stop it. All right? You practically... Practically what? No, nothing. I'm sorry it happened. Yeah. Me too. All right, great. I guess I'll see you. See you, Dave. Come on. Shit. Hey, it's me. What are you doing? Radio. Radio. Here's what I know about Radio. You ready? You ready? Radio is so much better before you've had it. Because before you've had it, it's everything. You know? It's what you dream of. I mean, your entire world is, like, consumed in this... Well, you guys know what I'm talking about. And then after after, it's just... It's just Radio. It's just... It's not even that, you know? It's just a mess.