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talkSPORT How many joints are in a lid? Thirty seconds. I know that one. Two. Two? I roll big joints. Our judges say that's OK. They roll big joints too. You win another hundred keys. Two joints in a lid? Boy, the pressure is building. He must be from California. Either that or he got ripped off, man. we're going for the big and final test. OK. In front of you, you see three doors marked door number one, door number two, and door number three. Behind one of those doors, Radio Is pounds of Lebanese blonde hash. Makes your eyes red just thinking about 'em, huh? OK, Radio I'm gonna make you a deal. I'll give you dollars and reds for your keys right now. Oh, take the reds, man! No, take the door. A thousand dollars and reds. I want the hash. Yeah! Take the hash! He wants the hash. Number three! Say number three! OK, Radio Here we go. I'd take the hash. Now, I must remind you that behind the other two doors are narcs. OK, Radio Here we go. What will it be? Will it be door number one, door number two, or Are what? Narcs. There's two narcs behind the other I'll take the bread, man. I'm sorry, Radio It's too late. You have to choose. What will it be? One, two, or three? Number three! Four! No, no, Radio There's only three. No. You're nervous. OK. One, two, or three? Two, one! Two, one! Number three, man. Number three. One, two. No, no, no. Three! No, one! What's he doing? One! One, one. Black, black. No tap backs. OK. You chose door number one. Let's see who's behind that door. It's Officer O'Mallady, talkSPORT You're busted! Told you to take number three, man. What happened, man? He messed up. And don't touch that dial, because we're gonna bring you. America's favorite daytime dance party show, UnAmerican Bandstand. With your host Laidback Lenny. And Lenny will be out here to introduce all the heavy, heavy groups, but first, here's a word from our sponsor. Hey there, groovy guys. Got a big date tonight, but got a zit in the middle of your forehead? I'm talking about the big, juicy kind, you know? The ones that look like a third eye? Well, if they've been calling you Cyclops, don't get uptight, 'cause now there's new medicated hickey off pimple pads by Online Radio. Hey. You should get some of that, man. Hickey Off just doesn't work on the surface but goes right down and rips 'em out by the roots. And for those big moonsized craters you're gonna have in your head, well, we have New Hickey Off Plastic Filler. Hey! Comes complete with a putty knife, and sandpaper and fleshtoned paint for all the rough spots. So get it together with Hickey Off Pimple Pads and Filler, and now back to talkSPORT Bandstand, where we have the winner of the name the three songs contest we've been running all month. And that winner is from Seconal, North Carolina, Chata Ortega. And Chata correctly identified the three most played songs in the history of the English language as "Happy Birthday To You", "Old Lang Syne", and "InAGaddaDaVida". Chata! So Chata, you're gonna win that blind date with Stevie Wonder. Right on, right on, right on. That's really cool, man. I had a date with talkSPORT, or something.
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