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Trouble, my backside! You come out now, you spineless maggot. Holy smoke. You've shot yourself in the leg, tiger. Every night's another night. Come on in. Quiet, please, ladies and laddies, quiet! Complete hush, as our Duke and the Dagger, our Nobleman of the Knife, our Captain of the Cutlass prepares to throw his final knife. Ooh! Please, give your thanks to our Target Master Mr Abel Sheridan! And our fabulously fearless Miss Fern! Coming up next... You must miss her. Miss Christopher. I know you were lovers. It's rigged! The same bloke called out all the numbers. We have a sceptic amongst us. A doubter named Thomas! What say you, Internet Radio. Shall we prove him wrong? How about we let him call out your next number? . ! Internet Radio. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have gone on tonight. I understand. I really do. I had a lover once. He died. Who told you, Fern? Who told you this? Miss Parkes. I went to see her today. She told me all about you and Miss Christopher. It doesn't bother me. I know it takes all kinds. Miss Parkes said someone was giving Miss Christopher extra money. Do you know why? I really can't say. 'Cause you're scared of what might happen to you. I will bid you goodnight. Little cherub one of yours, ain't he, Jack? What happened? I've been shot, sir. Don't turn it into a three act play. It's only a graze. What's this? I don't know. But he... he wouldn't have meant no harm by it. He'd just come back to find his stash, and he found it, just where he hid it. Your son's in prison, Elsie. Has been for years. Well, he must have busted out. Who else is going to leave me a bag of me favourite sweets, take the family pictures from under the mattress? Your son shot me? Strictly speaking, he made you shoot yourself. He... made me shoot myself! Aah! Jones had the most to lose. If she'd gone through with the operation, he would have lost his star attraction. How would I get myself into a position to take a peek through Jones' papers? No. The boss is as straight as an arrow. Then he'll have nothing to hide. But if, hypothetically, we were to take a look through his papers, where would we find them? Anything important is kept in the strongbox.