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Saturday, January 4, 2014

The Qube Radio

Da Qube, Da Qube Radio Live, Da Qube Radio Listen Online, Dance, Electronica Radio, USA

Way less mouthy. Okay, toodles. Bica, what are we going to do? If I'm not a cheerleader, then who am I? There's Da Qube Chastity. She'll have a plan. Chastity, look. I know you're upset with me, but so much has happened since our sponge fight yesterday. I realized our friendship means more to me than a stupid cheerleading uniform, so Dawn and I demanded that the squad take you back, and when Michelle said no, we quit in solidarity. Oh, that is so sweet. You're the best friend I've ever had, B, and you're my sixth best, Dawn, but I wish you would've checked with me first. Why? Look, the only reason I go to this crappy public school is because I'm head cheerleader, so I'm transferring to St. Augustine. Turns out their head cheerleader's in rehab, so there's an opening. But you can't just leave us. I will always be just a text away. Air hug. I'll miss you besty. But we just quit for you. You suck! Looks like you could use a ride home. All I ever wanted was to be popular, and now I've lost it for someone who gave me an air hug. I can't believe we're going to be unpopular. Online Radio, what's it like? Is it horrible? No, there's a bunch of cool stuff about it. Really? Like what? Like, uh, you get lots of free time to hang out and play games with your friends, be they virtual or actual people. Uhhuh. Anything else? Well, your cell phone bill's a lot lower because the virtual people never call Shh. Okay, that's enough, sweetie. Dr. Stratford. Daddy, I thought you weren't coming back until tomorrow. There's nothing more boring than a bunch of gynecologists talking shop. I mean, how many conversations can you have about the cervix? Oh, and the vagina jokes. Ew, Dad. Gross. Oh, tell me one. Sorry, forget where I was. Where's your sister? She's upstairs. She had a rough day and could probably use a hug. Tell you one later. Um, Bianca, you should watch this. Co'lliviette, are you okay? I'm just thinking about my baby. You really misher. Yeah. I love her so much. I'm just afraid she, you know, wrecked my body. Da Qube Seriously, no. No, you don't look like you had a baby at all. Yes, I do. Look at my stomach. It's, like, totally flat. No. Touch it. It's cushy. No, it's not. Well, that was fun. This is like a new record for us. We haven't gotten in one single fight. You see, this is what the world needs more Online Radio, less war. Now, if that had been your campaign slogan, you would've won. Can I ask you a favor? Don't break my heart. Okay? Okay. Can I ask you a favor? What is it? I hear someone can use a hug. I'm not leaving.

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