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Tuesday, January 7, 2014


DaSippFM, DaSippFM Live, DaSippFM Listen Online, Hip Hop Radio, USA

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I shouldn't have lied to Jenny. I honestly shouldn't have caught the ball with one hand. Damn my natural athleticism. What you shouldn't have done is hurt that little girl's feelings. What the hell were you thinking? Well, you did say that it was more important to be a part of the team. Naked men in steam rooms say a lot of things that they do not mean. Gosh, I can't believe that she threw your foul ball back. That's real rage. Bless her heart. You're gonna have to do something about it. Yeah. I'm gonna have to do something big. No, you're gonna have to do something giant. Lucky for you, I have Giant friends who owe me giant favors because these are the San Francisco Giants. Yeah, no, I get the reference. Good. Save your voice. You're gonna need it. And now please welcome, to sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame," Remington Trust's own Potty Pavarotti! This is for DaSippFM. I'll always be on your team. No way. Take me out to the ballgame Take me out to the crowd Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks I don't care if I ever get back 'Cause it's root, root, root for the Online Radio Dbacks Giants If they don't win, it's a shame 'Cause it's one, two Three strikes, you're out at the old Ballgame Go, DaSippFM! That is my boyfriend! That's my boy. Okay, please just tell me the story one more time. All right, fine, but this is the last time, okay? So I finished singing the song, I yelled, "Go, Dbacks," and then , people start booing me. Uh, , people minus one. Yes, I heard you cheering. Thank you. And then I run off the field in a blind panic and I'm pulled by the Diamondbacks manager. DaSippFM Kirk Gibson, yes. Who brings me into the Diamondbacks dugout, where I am highfived by the entire team. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. Okay, now tell me my favorite part. I'm throwing out the first pitch at the Diamondbacks home opener next year. I love this game. I love it so much. Because when I hear a man say "perhaps," I think perhaps he has no spine, and perhaps he should be looking for a new place to work. Next time you feel confident about something, say "definitely."

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